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“222” out now. Thank you for crooning by the water with me @mothercain
plz guys im begging i need my tits to be bigger 🥺
I’m rooting for all women but especially the fucked up and silly ones
When I say I’m pro-shoplifting I mean that I think all instances of shoplifting are a net good on the world, yes, but I also believe that shoplifting is spiritually healthy, that doing meaningless petty crimes will help unclog your brain of the filth they’ve been pumping into it since you were born into this nightmare world. Shoplift frivolously. Steal things for fun. Not even for fun, actually: do it just to do it. Even if you could afford the thing you’re stealing, even if you don’t even particularly want the thing you’re stealing. It’s about practicing disobedience. (And practicing shoplifting, which is of course a very useful skill.)
A girlfriend is a type of pet that you can kiss
my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
he’s like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house
we r all faggots and pointless animals. curls up next to you and falls asleep on yr chest.